Well, look who dragged the cat in!
Zach

Mom: "So, you don't think you want to go to school in Rhode Island anymore?"
Katie: "No. I just don't want to do culinary now."
Mom: "Are you sure?"
Katie: "Yeah. I looked at the school's Facebook page the other day to see what kind of people I'd go there with. There were a ton of black people!"
Dad: "WOW! Can you take off your Klan hood at the dinner table?"

You mean I’m eatting alcohol?!
Mackenzie, upon hearing Dad cooked the sauce with Sake

Mom: "Wow, you're getting so tan, you're starting to look like an Adonis!"
Zach: "What's a donis? That sounds bad."